I ship a lot; you have been warned.
Ezekiel is Lucifer. It's the only explanation.
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED
I just realized that Panem allows the brutal horrific murder of children on TV but they still censor the word ‘fuck’….
But isn’t that an accurate representation of our own television culture?
Just got real.